Two Quick Short Jokes

Pilot flies better than driving

In an attempt to keep the passengers from standing or moving around before taxiing was completed, the purser of a SouthWest flight said over the PA:

"Ladies and Gentlemen. Our pilots FLY much better than they DRIVE so please remain seated until the captain finishes taxiing and brings the aircraft to a complete stop at the terminal..."

Hot-shot fighter vs. bomber

A young guy in an F-16 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better".

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot".

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do"?

I just shut down two engines, kid".